Homer'sWorld

Sunday morning goals.

I will not look at advertisements for new computers.

I will find an interesting carrot recipe.

I will balance my checkbook.

I will not be happy with the resulting number.

I will fantasize about winning the lottery.

I will not win said lottery, since I hardly ever buy tickets.

I will look with amazement at the new foods in the coupon section of the paper: "Mini-Pancakes with Dippin' Cups," "SnackWiches," "Fruit2O," and "CarbSmart ice cream and fudge bars."

I will refrain from purchasing any of these.