Homer'sWorld

Veteran's Day. King George II, that miserable piece of shit, plays the part of the saddened president, mourning the deaths of men and women, the soldiers he sent out for his own nefarious reasons. The war in Iraq grows increasingly dangerous as the people who were supposed to cheer our arrival are instead angry at their loss-of-face and the presence of non-muslim invaders. How do we speed our withdrawal? How about sending over the relatives of the neo-cons. I bet it would take only a few weeks for us to clear out if Mrs. Bush and the bimbettes, Mrs. Cheney and her two daughters, and various other Republicans were esconced in some slightly unsafe Baghdad hotel, awaiting the next mortar.

I can't think of a single decision made by President Bonehead and his legion of dorkwads that I agree with. I mean, he's anti-environment, anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-everything that makes our country great. And supposedly he is going to spend $200 million in an attempt to get re-elected. Ohmigod. Just put me out of misery.