Homer'sWorld

I'm in love. With my electric blanket. Blankey is just plain hot. Niced to snuggle with. Easy to turn on. Never talks back, never pouts. Can't ever leave me. My cats really like him as well. The downside. He's silent, brooding. And he's kinda ugly, an unpleasant light blue. But sometimes we have to make sacrifices for the one we truly love.


Cold Homer and Princess.

I'll tell you who is hot, the new This Old House guy.


Kevin, This Old House.