Sunday, December 21, 2003
Overheard at Safeway- a recorded advertisement of a woman's voice, exhulting because of a new product that promises an "integrated toilet cleaning system." What have I been doing all of these years? My un-integrated cleaning system is obviously flawed. As I weep, I sip my Safeway brand eggnog, pushing the cats away, who desire a lick.
While at the store I puzzle over the kumquats. What does one do with them? Are they worth eating? I just don't know. I didn't buy any. Perhaps that was a mistake. Will I regret it in the middle of the night?
In the background I can hear the Titanic movie on the telly. Kate Winsett is a genuinely mediocre actress. And on the small screen the computerized graphics look pretty mediocre as well. I was fascinated by the Titanic as a child.
I've decided to do my holiday shopping after the holiday. Perhaps a new tradition? I don't know.
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While at the store I puzzle over the kumquats. What does one do with them? Are they worth eating? I just don't know. I didn't buy any. Perhaps that was a mistake. Will I regret it in the middle of the night?
In the background I can hear the Titanic movie on the telly. Kate Winsett is a genuinely mediocre actress. And on the small screen the computerized graphics look pretty mediocre as well. I was fascinated by the Titanic as a child.
I've decided to do my holiday shopping after the holiday. Perhaps a new tradition? I don't know.
