Thursday, September 22, 2005

Possible reasons why I am a fag:

1). My mother made elaborate outfits for my black fuzzy-haired GI Joe. Surgeon's outfit, a tuxedo, suits, jammies, smoking jackets, etc.
2). In second grade, my mother sent me to school dressed up as a gypsy girl for Halloween.
3). When I was 11 my mother's cow Maggie had her first period and, typical for cows, she jumped on me, humping enthusiastically. I was pushed up against a wall and had to scream for help.
4). My favorite color when I was a child was purple.
5). Cock.
6). The 1970s clone look.
7). Disco music.

What is the reason you became queer or straight?

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