Homer'sWorld

Effeminate straight men freak me out. I've been having to go to meetings with a man that you would assume was gay, except he apparently has a wife and kids. But his wrists flail about, he likes to write haikus, and (as someone said to me) he uses very florid language.

What's up with that? Very confusing. Effeminate gay men, don't bother me at all and, really, why should they? It is the straight guys that are nelly that weird me out. Are they closet cases? Are they just sympathetic? Do straight women dig that stuff?

Please enlighten me.