Monday, June 02, 2008
No caffeine for 24 hours. Ouch. Being healthy sucks. Not even delicious Spicy Hermit cookies can make the headache go away.
In a couple of weeks the gays may be able to get hitched in California. I hope the religious freaks aren't successul with their lawsuits. So sick of nosy next door neighbors. The financial benefits of gay marriage (all those flowers, fancy meals, tuxedos, champagne glass hot tubs) will make everyone in California super-rich. Hell, I might even go there and find me a man to marry.
Meanwhile, the state of Texas returns kids to their polygamous mamas so said mamas can raise the little girls until puberty and then send them to the Temple to get raped by Grandpa Molester. All the while wearing super unattractive outfits because ankles and wrists should only be seen by the old geezer sticking his Viagracock inside you. At least Texas wasn't one of the states attempting to stop homo nuptials in Hollywood.
In other news, Spicy Hermits are very delicious but still haven't solved my no-Diet Coke headache.
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In a couple of weeks the gays may be able to get hitched in California. I hope the religious freaks aren't successul with their lawsuits. So sick of nosy next door neighbors. The financial benefits of gay marriage (all those flowers, fancy meals, tuxedos, champagne glass hot tubs) will make everyone in California super-rich. Hell, I might even go there and find me a man to marry.
Meanwhile, the state of Texas returns kids to their polygamous mamas so said mamas can raise the little girls until puberty and then send them to the Temple to get raped by Grandpa Molester. All the while wearing super unattractive outfits because ankles and wrists should only be seen by the old geezer sticking his Viagracock inside you. At least Texas wasn't one of the states attempting to stop homo nuptials in Hollywood.
In other news, Spicy Hermits are very delicious but still haven't solved my no-Diet Coke headache.
