Sunday, August 31, 2008
My fellow Americans. I have chosen Joey to be my vice presidential running mate.
Joey for V.P.! She is merely chewing the grass, she did not inhale!
Joey is a stay-at-home cat with a compassionate air about her (she often gives Mama Cat a bath). She is a rarity, an orange female cat. In fact, she would be the very first Cat-American in a national office.
Yes, she has been known to pee on the couch about once a year. But this will definitely appeal to the incontinent cat constituentcy, as well as dry cleaners, furniture retailers, and cheap vodka manufacturers.
I urge you to vote for Joey in the upcoming election. Don't fall for Puff's cheap political ploys. Every meow from his lips is filled with lies and distortions, what would you expect from a cat that likes to be spanked?
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Joey for V.P.! She is merely chewing the grass, she did not inhale!
Joey is a stay-at-home cat with a compassionate air about her (she often gives Mama Cat a bath). She is a rarity, an orange female cat. In fact, she would be the very first Cat-American in a national office.
Yes, she has been known to pee on the couch about once a year. But this will definitely appeal to the incontinent cat constituentcy, as well as dry cleaners, furniture retailers, and cheap vodka manufacturers.
I urge you to vote for Joey in the upcoming election. Don't fall for Puff's cheap political ploys. Every meow from his lips is filled with lies and distortions, what would you expect from a cat that likes to be spanked?
