Homer'sWorld

Halloween is a week away and I'm completely not ready. Unlike my neighbors, I haven't hung cobwebs everywhere, placed tombstones and skeletons in my yard, and draped caution tape across my doors and windows. It appears that Ray isn't holding his big party this year, so Sandy and I are apparently going to a smaller party down the street. What to wear? I may go as a redneck zombie, easy to do but guaranteed to not attract any cute redheads, since no one wants to hit on a blood-encrusted mess.

What are you doing for Halloween?