Homer'sWorld

Magic panties. The more I think about the Mormon church funding the anti-gay marriage battles, the angrier I get. Did you know that another word for "Mormon" is "Hypocrite." The members of this church had to flee the eastern United States and found the state of Utah because of their polygamous marriage beliefs. Of course, later on, the leader of the church had one of those revelations and they denouced polygamy, although various offshoots of the church still marry grandpas to teenage girls quite regularly. Let's not forget the racist history of this church either. A magic revelation in the 1970s, taking place when the church had tapped out sources for white converts, magically allowed people with darker skins to be acceptable. Gee, thanks white elders!!!

Let's list some of the stupid beliefs the Moron Church has:

- golden tablets no one else saw but Joseph Smith.
- The resulting dull as fucking dirt Book of Mormon.
- Pretend Jesus wandering around Mesoamerica.
- Baptism of dead people.
- certain men get to become gods on their own planets.
- my favorite, Mormon underpants.

It is considered poor taste to talk about these rags, but since when did I have good taste? Look, here's a picture of the "style" the church allowed in the 1970s. You won't see such hot panties and bra sets in the Victoria Secret catalogue!

Mormon underpants.

Special symbols are supposed to protect people from harm. The most pious Mormons never fully remove their garments, they take sponge baths and fuck each other wearing them. Nice!!!

So yeah, my opinion of Mormons is pretty low right now and it isn't going to change until their leader has once of his timely revelations that being a faggot is dandy. Lord knows, I've met a lot of gay Mormons in my time. None of them were wearing their Mormon underpants because the church had kicked them out. That's family values for you!!!