Homer'sWorld

Drunk post. So I had a lot of gin n tonics at Elliot and Mark's Christmas Party and I had a good time and we sang carols and I had more gin n tonics and I have to sleep in the dining room because the stuff gluing together my new bathroom window smells very chemically and nasty and I had a good time at the party, which I have already told you, but you know, after about six gin n tonics I don't really care and Sandy, Mark, and Zane are going to the airport tomorrow and I'll miss them while they are off exploring the horrors of rural Arkansas, but no one will mess with Mark because he is quite fierce, and Elliot told me I had a good singing voice which is a total mystery and I wonder if Forrest is having a good time in North Carolina and whether Chas is having a good time there too (he's a great guy) and I really need to take some aspirin and go to bed because I have to get up early and go to work and what dessert should I make for Richard's Xmas Eve party and did I ever tell you that story about Richard, I guess I haven't but if I did you would laugh and I had a nice time tonight at Elliot and Mark's house with Larry and Eric and Richard and Lyle et al.

Joey says, "Go to bed!" so I will.