Tuesday, October 12, 2004

The Homer Channel. Today's programs:

6:00-7:00 AM- Breakfast with Homer (news, cooking). Today's cereal and headlines!
9:30-10:00 AM- "Sluttiness runs in my family," (talk show, adult content) Homer listens in on a cell phone conversation between a pair of bimbos. He refrains from telling said bimbo off.
10:00-10:30 AM- Playing Doctor (medical drama) Homer discovers that he has not one but two inguinal hernias! A follow-up episode, Operating on Homer, is planned for December.
10:30-11:00 AM- Trader Joe. Follow Homer as he looks for something to eat for lunch! Two thumbs up!
12:00-12:30 PM- Archaeology Today (science). Homer solves archaeological mysteries. Today's episode "The Mystery of the Misplaced Maps."
12:30-1:00 PM- Random thoughts (philosphical debate). Does day-dreaming count as work?
1:00-3:30 PM- Exercise your thumb (physical education). Homer visits numerous websites, giving his thumb a complete workout.
4:00-4:15 PM- Nap-time. Animated cartoon featuring Homer, Mama Cat, Puff, and Joey. Today's episode: Find the Vomited Hairball.
4:15-6:00 PM- Coughing-Clatch (comedy) How many hilarious faces can Homer make while swallowing Wal-Tussin cough syrup?
7:00-8:00 PM. Daily Life in Spanish Tucson (educational). Listen to Homer's fascinating lecture.
10:00-10:15 PM Bedtime with Homer (adult situations, language, nudity, etc).

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