Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Things I shouldn't do, that I have observed other men doing:
1). Dye my hair.
2). Buy a toupee.
3). Wear black socks, sneakers, and shorts all at the same time!.
4). Make up.
5). Forget to trim my toenails.
6). Have an affair with a bimbo.
7). Shoplift.
8). Be 'straight-acting.'
9). Pathological lying.
10). Decide to act old because that is what is expected.
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1). Dye my hair.
2). Buy a toupee.
3). Wear black socks, sneakers, and shorts all at the same time!.
4). Make up.
5). Forget to trim my toenails.
6). Have an affair with a bimbo.
7). Shoplift.
8). Be 'straight-acting.'
9). Pathological lying.
10). Decide to act old because that is what is expected.
