Homer'sWorld

Finally finished the post-party cleanup at my house. I need to get away from Mummy for a few hours to buy her some presents. She says she doesn't need or want anything, but I know she would appreciate a few presents on Christmas Eve. Anyone have suggestions on what to buy a 73-year-old mother?

I was featured in a newspaper article yesterday. Tomorrow is the ground breaking ceremony at the place I'm digging at. The mayor and city council and various other important folks. I wonder if they will send any cute reporters.