Homer'sWorld

Vital statistics:

Age- 42
Driver's license expiration date- 2028
Height- about 6' 1 1/2"
Weight- 195
Waist- 32 to 33
Shirt size- M to L
Hair- brown, balding on top
Eyes- hazel
Teeth- 27

States visited- 46
Countries visited- 8
Favorites- Hawaii, Glacier Park in Montana, a small mountain village in Greece

Times I have been in love- 3 or maybe 4
Would I do it again- yes

Favorite food ingredient- chocolate
Second favorite- vanilla
Third favorite- strawberries

Did George and Condi tell the truth "The United States does not torture."= Fuck no.