Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The best thing about having practically non-stop diarrhea for three days is the pounds that magically vanish from your waist, flushed down the toilet along with all that nasty Gatorade that came out the same color it went in. The bad thing about non-stop diarrhea for three days is that all the Immodium you took to plug yourself up worked. Perhaps too well.

But at least I'll look alright for naked pool volleyball, unless someone mentions to me "Homer, you are carrying a few extra pounds" and I'll have to say back, "Oh, if you only knew..."

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