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Saturday, November 25, 2006

Instead of becoming a bear porn star, I chopped a tree down, washed dishes, and thought briefly about vacuuming the rug in my living room.

Instead of becoming a famous politician, I wrote a letter to the editor about marriage hypocrite John McCain, who is trying to pretend that he is more conservative than Mitt Romney (dear goodness, who wants a president named Mitt?).

Instead of cleaning up Mollie's poop, which she inconveniently leaves in prominent places in the front yard, I wondered what exciting things other people are doing today.

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