Monday, January 08, 2007

There is nothing a food stylist can do to make Velveeta recipes look attractive. All of the pictures on the Kraft website look like barf or worse.

Aaron asks how I learned to write Letters to the Editor. There are several important factors to getting them published. First, shorter is better. Second, use an unusual word or phrase ("human sacrifice" and "misadventure" appear in my last letter). Third, a little sarcasm appeals to the person reading the letters at the newspaper- they have to wade through endless dull ones, something that makes them laugh will leave a good impression.

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