Friday, March 09, 2007
So, Newt Gingrich couldn't keep his cock out of his mistress while married to one of his wives. When he wasn't fucking the mistress, grunting and groaning and wheezing with his pig-like eyes scrunched up as he fantasized about Hillary or Chelsea or Sandra Day O'Connor, he was spear-heading the investigation of Clinton for getting a blow job from Monica. Yes, the Newtster had a little Christian failing or something similarly moronic. But Clinton's was worse, 'cause he said he didn't. And by the way, Scooter needs to be pardoned ASAP.
Rush Limbaugh, drug addict and unmarried Viagra user who also regularly rails against premarital sex, has taken up the screed that John Edwards is somehow feminine and somehow that is a bad thing. I wonder how the women of the world feel about this? Do you feel intrinsically evil because you don't have a cock? Well, apparently you should. But then, who really wants to hear your opinion, except Ann and Michelle who are supposedly hot, but since I'm a going-to-hell cock-sucker I really can't tell.
So, Alberto Gonzales leads a Justice Department that fires people who wouldn't hurry up and indict Democrats. And, of the Justice Department investigations that have taken place since Bush magically appeared in the White House, 79 percent have targeted Democrats and 18 percent Republicans. Can you spell L-A-C-K-E-Y. He, apparently, can't.
Does any of this surprise me? I regularly call my US Senators office to express my opinion and the staffmember listlessly makes a tick mark on some scratch pad and at the end of the day they click on that computer thing, so useful for playing mahjong, and make one of those magic internets messages that scurries through the tubes to mystical, magical Bushington, DC, where the next morning a bright, hopeful intern excitedly gathers those tick-marks up and makes a memo or something to send to Mr. High-and-Mighty Senator, who probably reads it while pooping or fucking some hot young page because he is having a failing moment too. Doesn't everyone?
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Rush Limbaugh, drug addict and unmarried Viagra user who also regularly rails against premarital sex, has taken up the screed that John Edwards is somehow feminine and somehow that is a bad thing. I wonder how the women of the world feel about this? Do you feel intrinsically evil because you don't have a cock? Well, apparently you should. But then, who really wants to hear your opinion, except Ann and Michelle who are supposedly hot, but since I'm a going-to-hell cock-sucker I really can't tell.
So, Alberto Gonzales leads a Justice Department that fires people who wouldn't hurry up and indict Democrats. And, of the Justice Department investigations that have taken place since Bush magically appeared in the White House, 79 percent have targeted Democrats and 18 percent Republicans. Can you spell L-A-C-K-E-Y. He, apparently, can't.
Does any of this surprise me? I regularly call my US Senators office to express my opinion and the staffmember listlessly makes a tick mark on some scratch pad and at the end of the day they click on that computer thing, so useful for playing mahjong, and make one of those magic internets messages that scurries through the tubes to mystical, magical Bushington, DC, where the next morning a bright, hopeful intern excitedly gathers those tick-marks up and makes a memo or something to send to Mr. High-and-Mighty Senator, who probably reads it while pooping or fucking some hot young page because he is having a failing moment too. Doesn't everyone?
