Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Fuck if I don't hate clothes shopping. We are going to a nice restaurant in Dallas and I needed a dressy shirt. Because of my intelligent design, my torso is extra long and concurrently, my arms are extra long. See exhibit A, below.
Exhibit A, Homer monkeyensis.
Most stores don't carry "Tall" long-sleeved shirts. Or if they do, there are triple-large and that's not very useful. I visited The Gap, Banana Republic, Eddie Bauer, and finally found a shirt at J.C. Penney's (don't tell Mark!). So my pointy wrists won't stick out when I'm in Dallas.
Don't get me started on pants.
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Exhibit A, Homer monkeyensis.
Most stores don't carry "Tall" long-sleeved shirts. Or if they do, there are triple-large and that's not very useful. I visited The Gap, Banana Republic, Eddie Bauer, and finally found a shirt at J.C. Penney's (don't tell Mark!). So my pointy wrists won't stick out when I'm in Dallas.
Don't get me started on pants.
