Homer'sWorld

It is 2000 fucking 9. ATM cards have been around for over 25 years and you still don't know how to use it at the goddamn supermarket? How many times do I have to watch you run it through the fucking reader, every fucking way but the fucking right way? And then you have to argue with the cashier about whether this item was on sale (it wasn't) and then demand a fucking rain check for some bloody piece of meat they didn't have in the death coolers because you really need to salivate over the decomposing muscle of some force-fed, automatically slaughtered pig that probably wandered around in shit up to it knees? And not a single fresh fruit or vegetable in your cart unless Cheetos and Oreos count as a fresh fruit or vegetable. And you still haven't figured out how to use the ATM card so now you are writing a check and stopping to subtract the amount and what the fuck, you just sent your kid back for a gallon of whole milk because they accidentally grabbed two percent????

Sometimes I need a valium when I go to the supermarket.