Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Does anyone actually believe Marcus Bachmann is straight?

He is everything I feared when I was first coming out- that I would morph into some sleazy, effeminate man. Creepy McCreepster, the guy you definitely would not want to have anywheres near your children because then you would have to drag out that little dolly and ask said children whether Uncle Marcus touched their junk. He just oozes perversity. I can see why the Bachmanns only had girl foster dollar-children, I am sure Michelle didn't want Marcus to have access to hot teenage flesh.

In other news, I wish I could grow a moustache like this:

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