Homer'sWorld

So many new friends sending me emails lately. Rosemarie Wade wants me to have a larger penis using her deer antler extract. Serena tells me she can get me an extended auto warranty for half off! Kent Grady suggests I get a free quote for insurance. Really, what would I do without these new found friends who bring such joy and remarkable happiness. Without them I would be lonely and unfulfilled, plus I would be missing out on Ci@lis and V1@g@r@ and my head would grow balder faster and I wouldn't have the opportunity of re-financing my house 11 times a week.

Oh, and Rosemarie, honey I don't think so...