Homer'sWorld

Jimbo and I were discussing scruffy men today. Apparently out on the east coast the guys are all growing scruffy beards. Here in Arizona we are a little behind the times, the college guys are still trimming everything off. Their arms and legs are smooth. You walk across campus and think, "Gee, I should have invested in hair clipper stocks." I'll be glad when that silliness gets over.

So what does Homer think is attractive in a guy? A nice smile, pretty eyes, scruffiness, a furry chest, charm. Oh, and you have to like cats a lot. I think that describes someone I know pretty well.