Friday, January 19, 2007

Important goals for 2007. So I won't forget.

- floss daily.
- eat more vegetables.
- give more to charity.
- revoke vows of chastity.
- write memoirs, "My Boyfriend, the Porn Star."
- become a hypochondriac.
- call in sick.
- point out other peoples' grammatical errors.
- take more blurry photos.
- learn obscure Eastern European language to impress friends.
- train cats to clean own litter box.
- just be more fabulous.

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