Homer'sWorld

You know, this weekend was pretty dull. I cleaned out my closet and organized my shirts by pattern and color. I read six months of a newspaper from 1869, printing out articles about people dying. I made mashed potato and refried bean enchiladas. At the bar, I flirted with someone I dated in early 2003. I took a nap this afternoon and Joey snuggled up next to me. I watched last week's Desperate Housewives on the net. I transcribed newspaper articles into the computer. On Friday I went to bed at 9 PM.

Yes, it was an abnormally dull weekend.

Random thoughts, Saturday at 6:42 PM

- I'm so excited, the Reno 911 movie is coming out in February.
- Sinead O'Conner has an awesome voice.
- Why does Joey insist of sitting on my lap when I'm typing.
- Did I put the rugs in the dryer?
- I'm down to three shows I watch- Heroes, Amazing Race, and Lost- 'cept lost is on break until February.
- Mollie's fur makes me itch when she sits on my lap. She is a bit big for that, but she likes special attention.
- Should I go out tonight?

And the winner is...


Cookie loves milk!

The problem is, Homer loves cookies. And ice cream. And yellow cake with buttercream frosting. And mini-chocolate bars. And cheese puffed popcorn.

I so need to lose 10 pounds.

Your vote counts! Which one of my new t-shirts is cuter?


Teddybear loves Teddyboy.

versus


Cookie loves milk.

So here in Arizona we voted against the crummy "Protect Marriage Amendment" crap. The fundamentalists worded it to remove domestic partner benefits, including healthcare, and people didn't want that to happen. Of course faggot marriage is still illegal, but someday...

In other news, Arizona is supplying two new US Representatives- we're going from two Dems and 6 Repubs to 4 each. Loudmouth, nasty ole J. D. Hayworth, who represented Brian and Marc, is now just a comma in history. Poor J.D., he lost weight, got all buff, a spray on tan, and still he could not escape the image of a nasty bully that he had created by being, well, a nasty bully.

And we've outlawed means cages for mama pigs and veal calves! As well as passed a whole slew of anti-immigrant laws that will be found unconstitutional in the next few years because they are poorly worded racist shit! How long before our prisons are crammed even more full of people because meth users are required to be locked up. That's going to be a big, big, fucking train wreck of a mess. Oh, and Arizona voters raised the minimum wage. We really like to place initiatives on the ballot here.

So vote for your favorite t-shirt, and I'll post a pic of me wearing it!

Did you notice there was an election today? Amazingly enough, I don't get fancy cable (although basic cable does have the Hallmark channel!), and none of the regular channels are going to have election coverage until 9 PM Arizona time. That's pretty remarkable. Of course no one wants to miss Navy CIS for some dumb 'lection.

I made tapioca pudding to celebrate tonight.

My new career as a pole dancer was not to be.


Photo by Brian.

Brian came down from Phoenix and spent the afternoon watching me do errands. We were going to the All Souls Day Procession and I spent about twenty minutes making four signs.


Gregg and Ray.

At the parade route we ran into Gregg and Ray and I gave them two of the signs. I carried "The Iraq War 2003- " and Brian had "The Republican Congress 1994-2006." A very large number of people stopped and photographed the four of us. If it doesn't sound too snotty, I will say that they came out very well.


Parade goers.

Thousands of people attend the event. We ran into Chris and Jim, among many others. Somehow I missed Patrick and Brady, although they apparently saw me. The parade is meant to memorialize the dead and the saddest thing I saw was a shrine made for a young man named Tim, a friend of friends of mine, who died a few months ago when he was hit by a car in a crosswalk.


Dearly departed bride.

Brian will be posting a lot better pictures of the people in the parade. It seemed smaller than last year, with fewer homemade altars. There was a grand piano on wheels, that was pretty amazing.


Brian and Homer.

Afterwards I made Brian pizza and he's on his way back to Phoenix. I'm in my new jammies and it is bedtime for me.

I suppose I should feel sorry for Ted Haggard's wife, now that he has been outed as a meth snorting butt fuckee, but I'm not sure I do.

Her husband spent a lot of time telling members of his enormous church how horrible homosexuals were, and did she ever stand up and say, "Ted, you are wrong. Homosexuals are everyday people, just like you and I!" I'm guessing no. I couldn't find anything on the internet to suggest otherwise.

The Haggards in happier days.

Mrs. Gayle Haggard lived a very nice lifestyle because her husband was rewarded for his conservative views, including the opinion that homosexuality was "immoral." They campaigned against gay marriage. If gay people were actually able to marry, if they were not vilified by fundamentalists, would there be an endless stream of jackasses being outed?

Dear readers, a favor. Please call the evil Protect Marriage Amendment people here in Arizona at their toll free number- 1-886-486-2774 and waste their time (and money!) by telling the perky woman answering the phone your opinions on the topic. Pretty please! With sugar on top! Hugs, Homer

In contrast to last night's rally, where Bill Clinton talked about the importance of unity, of the strength of Americans cooperating with each other, of stopping the divisions that Bush et al. have promoted; here is Senator John McCain acting like a fundamentalist zombie and endorsing the constitutional amendment banning gay marriage and civil unions in Arizona.



John McCain's own efforts to preserve his own first marriage failed, since he couldn't keep his cock out of other women. So let me understand this, John McCain can whore around, fucking women left and right while still married to his first wife, and gays somehow are going to damage the institution of marriage to such a degree that we aren't allowed to even have domestic partner benefits (joint library cards, hospital visitation rights, joint membership to the Tucson zoo)?

Well that makes a fuck-of-a-lot of sense to me.

"Ohmigod, that's Bill Clinton!" I blurted out to Jeffrey. I knew he was coming to the Democratic rally I attended tonight, but still it was pretty exciting to see him


Homer and Jeffrey get political.

Clinton was in town because the Democratic candidate for the Senate, Jim Pederson, is suddenly tied with tired-old-thang Jon Kyl, who is basically a yes-man for Bush.


Boltgirl waves.

8,000 people in the audience, among them Boltgirl. There was a very cute redhead with a very cute fu-manchu in front of me. Unforts, he was married.


Bill, Jim, Raul, Janet, and Gabrielle.

Bill and Janet were awesome, interesting, exciting speakers. The contrast between hearing Clinton talk about policy issues, versus Bush, is so remarkable. No blathering the same stupid phrases and talking points, no straw man arguments, no so-and-so is/are evil. Instead you get to hear facts and inspiring ideas. Clinton is truly a uniter, not a divider.

Warning, this is a dull-as-dirt post, but one that focuses on some issues raised by the recent Michael Fox pro-stem cell ads.

Diabetes runs in my family. Both parents, my father's sister and half brother, my two sisters, my mother's grandmother. Diabetes is a nasty disease, I wouldn't wish it upon anyone. My namesake was an elderly man who was my father's pretend grandfather. He had Parkinson's and my father would go over every few days to help him out by giving him a shave. Two of my maternal grandmother's brothers have had Alzheimers. And so on.

There is a chance that stem cell research could find cures for some of these and other illnesses. A chance. But fundamentalist Christians in our country and their annointed puppet have blocked stem cell research. The stem cell lines that are allowed are contaminated or of limited use. The embryonic cells that could be used for more research are thrown away by fertility clinics. It is obscene and insane that a vocal group can stop basic scientific research. As far as I know, the Bible doesn't mention stem cells.

This is both a national security and economic issue. In terms of national security- does the United States really want China or India to be the ones to develop cures utilizing stem cell research? Isn't it in our best interests to be promoting new scientific methods within our own borders? In the past, the fact that most flu vaccines are manufactured in Canada or England has bothered me. If bird flu suddenly appears, don't you think other countries will be busy protecting themselves rather than sending us vaccines? If we want to protect ourselves, basic scientific research and the associated facilities should be encouraged, rather than made illegal.

In terms of economics- scientific research spurs economic growth. Do we want to be the ones doing the research, or will basic research be outsourced to other countries as well?

I'm not against other countries doing this sort of research, but in my own inner patriotism, I'm pretty proud that scientists in the United States have made so many important discoveries.